Explicit 88: Cow and Bull Roleplay
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88: Cow and Bull Roleplay

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Adam returns with new guest Mndfcuk to talk about their experiences and knowledge of Hucows, people doing cow and Bull roleplay.

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From that introduction, you

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may have figured out the

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topic we are covering today.

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Cow and bull play.

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With me, we have returning co host

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after a bit of an absence, Adam.

1:11

Adam: Hello, you're going to

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notice the change in accent after

1:15

far too many years in America?

1:18

Craig: Yes.

1:18

Yes.

1:19

That's the only change people

1:19

are noticing with you right now.

1:22

Those who can see the camera.

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So to give an audio description,

1:24

Adam is in full cow gear.

1:29

He has the horns.

1:30

He has the ear.

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He has the oversized piercing nose

1:31

ring, a bell and an adorable top on.

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Oh, And the cow tag cattle tag earring.

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that other voice is our other guest,

1:42

Mindfuck, welcome to the show.

1:47

Mnfcuk: Thank you so much for having me.

1:49

Craig: Hey, so yeah you may have

1:49

recognized him, you've also been in

1:53

front of the camera on, I believe it

1:53

was the, what's the safe word, show?

1:58

Mnfcuk: Yeah.

1:58

Yep.

1:59

Craig: Yeah.

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So tell us a bit about yourself.

2:01

Who are you?

2:02

What do you do?

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What do you do to people?

2:04

Mnfcuk: Yeah, well, I I generally

2:04

am a big hypno person, right?

2:09

Like I'm a big hypnosis fetishist.

2:11

Craig: Love that on this show.

2:12

Mnfcuk: my, that's kind of

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my general, my general thing.

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But I'm also with, with a specific

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interest in like muscle growth,

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bull transformation like livestock

2:21

mindset, that kind of thing.

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That's been a big big interest of mine.

2:27

So it's a perfect topic for the show.

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And I'm excited to hear your,

2:29

your thoughts on it as well.

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Craig: Yes.

2:33

I mean, it's been

2:33

growing rapidly recently.

2:37

Like every year, whenever we do the sort

2:37

of predictions for the kink crowd the

2:42

last three years running, I have said

2:42

bull and cow play will become a big thing.

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And I've just been a little bit too early.

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And I think this is the year it's finally

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really starting to like hit, I don't want

2:55

to say mainstream consciousness, but sort

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of the wider community consciousness.

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Adam: It does seem to

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Mnfcuk: starting to move

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into the mainstream.

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Confuciusness.

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Craig: There will be a lot

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of puns for this episode.

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Adam: Yeah, that one.

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Craig: actually had people

3:11

write in about that.

3:13

So,

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so let's start right at the

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top for those who don't know,

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what is bull and or cow play?

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Adam: Mindfuck, would

3:30

you like to go first?

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Mnfcuk: Sure, I was gonna say, I

3:32

was just gonna say, does the one

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dressed up in this adorable little cow

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wanna, it feels like an interception

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to steal this answer from you.

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But yeah, I'd say bull and cow

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plate is A roleplay situation kind

3:46

of similar to pup play or to age

3:46

play where you are going into the

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headspace of a beast of burden, right?

3:54

So you're kind of going into this really

3:54

animalistic, primal headspace and that

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can involve a lot of different things.

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That can involve muscle growth,

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meaning like your body is like

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swelling and growing and you're

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becoming this big, bulky thing.

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That can involve, you know, obviously

4:06

hypnosis that could be like dumbing

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your brain down to just be, you know,

4:09

a big dumb cow and then you on the

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other flip side of that will often have

4:14

either like a sir, a dom, a ranch hand

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as with many you know kink dynamics,

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you have kind of that flip side,

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you have a dom and you have a sub.

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And so cow and bull play, I think

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has been around for, you know,

4:27

a really, a really long time.

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It might just.

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Be gaining verbiage right now, which,

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for all intents and purposes, kind

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of, you know, makes it a thing.

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People might have been doing it, but not

4:37

necessarily understanding that that's

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what it was, that that was turning them

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on about that specific kind of role play.

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You know,

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Adam: Yeah the only thing I was going

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to add was just, like, talking about

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some of the headspace for it, because

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having done a lot of pup play, having

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done a fair amount of, like, bull and

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cow stuff, it's got a lot of overlap, but

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there is some slight difference as well.

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With the pup play side, you're much more,

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like, emotional, much more devoted, much

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more You're slightly more switched on.

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You're still, like, able to

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think enough to process commands,

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do tricks, that sort of thing.

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You're still playful, you're still,

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like, figuring out what to do, engaging

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in initiative, that sort of thing.

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With the cow and the bull stuff, it's much

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more like, reactive, if that makes sense.

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Much more instinctual, much more emotive.

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You don't really have the brain power

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necessary to go through playing,

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doing tricks for your handler.

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It's much more like, this is what

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I have to do in this moment, and

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it is just this moment in my head.

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And there's a lot of release to that.

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And it is a lot of fun.

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You have a lot more of the like

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growth, focus, certainly, and you do

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have a lot of like either the body

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focus in the sense of like just the

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full testosterone poisoned brain.

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If you're in the bull mindset or the

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please for the love of God mount me, I

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am desperate in like the cow mindset and.

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Again, there's a lot of fun to that too.

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It is a slightly different flavor of

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primal animal role play to pup play.

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Craig: yeah, like from what I've seen,

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it's a much more, like you said, not

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quite passive, but you don't have to

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think as much and it's very, you are

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the big lumbering beast of burden and

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you sort of had the two separates,

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which we're going to talk about into

6:51

a second about like, like bull and

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cow aren't quite the same thing in the

6:55

headspace terms how it's sort of treated.

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And we're going to get into that.

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So, yeah, let's talk about what

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separates a bull from a cow.

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Adam: So, I have dipped my hand into both,

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and for me there's the bodily aspects

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and there is the personality aspects.

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For the bodily aspects,

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Mnfcuk: hand into both cows and bulls.

7:24

Adam: well, yeah, I

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mean, there have been, yeah, nope, I have.

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Anyway, moving on.

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So, for the personality aspect,

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you just think of like the

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traits you associate with bulbs.

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You've got like the power, the

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ferocity, relentless horniness.

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You've got like the protective,

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strong willed, stubborn, virile,

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fuck anything with a whole mindset.

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And likewise, if you think more of the

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traits you associate with a cow, it's

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much more like docile, empty headed,

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not a thought behind those eyes,

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easily led, easily manipulated, will

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follow anyone with a handful of food,

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some soothing words, and a head pat.

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End.

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Yeah, it's very much like, at least

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from my experience, your mileage may

8:17

vary, it's almost sort of a Dom Sub,

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but from the animal perspective.

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It's more of the power dynamic, and

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it's the personality that comes with it.

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And likewise, there is the bodily aspect.

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The bulls, from my experience,

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tend to be much more muscular

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focused, much more cock focused.

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And the cows tend to be much more, your

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tits, your nipples, your Your whole.

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Maybe your udder being milked.

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And that's, again, you've got much

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more of the like, top bottom from

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the primal animal perspective.

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It's, it's weird to describe

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being a dom sub that doesn't

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fit, even though it kind of fits.

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Craig: yeah, like, bull has this

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weird sort of crossover where

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it's used sort of almost in three.

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Ways in the kink scene,

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Adam: Hmm.

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Craig: bull to describe the gay body type

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in the same way we have bears and twinks

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and otters bull tends to be basically

9:30

the power lifter build where it's sort of

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like real huge muscle bear with a big gut,

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Adam: Hi.

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Craig: you know,

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Mnfcuk: Yeah.

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Craig: Hey!

9:45

Yeah.

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And it is like, in that respect, it's

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often tied with sort of that testosterone,

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like you said, testosterone poisoned,

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muscular virile, really need to fuck,

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which also ties into the like the

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other one, which is in cuckolding.

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the person coming in doing the cuckolding

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is typically called the bull because

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they are bigger, stronger, more virile.

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So is, is that thing of associating

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the idea of a bull with virality?

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And I find it fascinating having bulls

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as subs because you just have that

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mental image, or at least I do, of like.

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a normal sized Dom with like the big

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lumbering massive bull subbing behind him,

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Adam: There is a lot of fun.

10:35

Craig: image that I really enjoy for the

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contrast and the defying of expectations.

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Adam: So one of the one of the

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most fun aspects about that is

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actually the gigantic septum ring.

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They do serve more than

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just an aesthetic purpose.

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Just like with an actual bowl, you hook

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your nose through it, or you stick a

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clip on it, you feel the vulnerability.

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This is not a strong bit of your body,

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and you know that a single harsh tug

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and you will be on the floor screaming.

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And so you obey.

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It takes the slightest pull, and

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your head is following immediately.

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It's,

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Craig: Oh, yeah.

11:22

Adam: it's an incredibly

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vulnerable headspace that you

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are instantly brought into.

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And if

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Mnfcuk: said,

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Adam: you get that power transfer, you

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can have the skinniest twink imaginable

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pulling the biggest body, the biggest

11:36

power lifter in the building, and

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there will not be a goddamn thing

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the power lifter can do about it.

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Mnfcuk: that being said, under

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no circumstances, should you ever

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take a septum ring as consent,

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like do not go to a bar and hat,

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just go up and touch somebody.

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Never grab somebody's collar.

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Never grab somebody's septum ring.

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I've seen it happen at the Eagle

11:58

here in SF, and it's not fun.

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don't be that person.

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So,

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Craig: Yeah.

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That's like such a basic thing to do.

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It's the same as like, so often people

12:08

come up and just grab the nipples and

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immediately twist to 11 and it's like, no.

12:15

Ooh.

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Why, why is this such a common problem?

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Adam: No.

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Craig: Yeah, I mean, we actually

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talked about this on the body

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modification episode with Rugga, who

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is actually another huge bull player,

12:28

like, and I want to have him on

12:28

sometime to also discuss this topic.

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But yeah, he talked about like,

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Piercings can be, especially nose

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piercings can be used to pull around.

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Do try and gauge up before you try this

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because there is the lovely term cheese

12:43

wiring where the pressure is too small and

12:43

the piercing essentially cheese wires out

12:49

through the flesh and you don't want that.

12:51

So you want a nice big thick

12:51

gauge in before you try this.

12:56

Adam: For the viewers.

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Mnfcuk: term for me.

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There

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Adam: It is just enough that it goes down

13:04

to my upper lip and you can fit a finger

13:10

through the middle quite comfortably.

13:12

Craig: Yes.

13:13

Adam: is an excellent size for it.

13:15

Also really good for carabiners.

13:18

Craig: Yes.

13:19

Oh, I've not thought of

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that, but that's quite cool.

13:22

But

13:22

Adam: Gotta get the rope?

13:23

Craig: Comparison my one, if you've seen

13:23

a photo of me or can see the video, is

13:28

literally just a 10 gauge at the minute,

13:28

and you can definitely see the difference.

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Adam: I wouldn't.

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Mnfcuk: weird though.

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Cause a lot of people that don't have

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piercings don't know like the, the

13:37

lower the gauge, larger the actual thing

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Craig: Yeah.

13:42

Mnfcuk: think, Oh, the higher it

13:42

goes, you know, the bigger it is

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like, no, actually the lower it goes.

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The bigger it is.

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Craig: Yeah, because the biggest

13:48

size is like double zero, I think.

13:52

Adam: Once you go past the

13:52

double zero, they start just

13:54

measuring it in millimeters.

13:58

Craig: Yeah.

13:58

Mnfcuk: Crazy.

13:59

Hot.

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Craig: Yeah.

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Cause yeah.

14:04

Mnfcuk: I say as somebody with

14:04

no piercings or tattoos yet!

14:08

Craig: Yeah.

14:09

Adam: It's fine, you've got

14:10

Craig: a,

14:10

Adam: time.

14:10

Craig: it's a journey.

14:11

Like finally my nipple piercings

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are finally healed after a year.

14:15

Adam: Oh my god, how long did that take?

14:17

A

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Craig: Well, roughly eight months

14:18

and then I kept screwing up with them

14:21

because they kept catching on everything.

14:23

Adam: little break, I'm so sorry.

14:26

Craig: no!

14:27

Next I've got to swap to rings, which

14:27

will take a little more healing, probably.

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And

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Adam: Mm hmm.

14:32

Craig: want to upsize them.

14:33

Because, again, like, they

14:33

keep catching and, yeah.

14:36

Heh heh

14:37

Adam: Oh god, it's gonna

14:37

take you this thing to me

14:42

Craig: heh.

14:42

Mnfcuk: a high traffic area with

14:42

all those milking machines though.

14:48

Craig: So Yeah, milking is a good point.

14:51

So how does cow, what's

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the cow head space?

14:56

Like we've, we've talked about it,

14:56

but I want to go in depth on this

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just because I like hearing about it.

15:01

Mnfcuk: defer to the actual, to the,

15:01

to the more cow of the two of us.

15:07

Adam: So again for me personally your

15:07

mileage may vary it is Again, it's

15:14

much more primal much less intellectual

15:14

must much less proactive much more

15:20

docile much more reactive Much more

15:20

submissive in a sense of there is so

15:26

much fog in my head Literally can't think

15:32

I will just do what you tell

15:32

me to, I will lead where you,

15:36

I will follow where you lead.

15:38

But there is still the bodily needs, and

15:38

it does go from desire through to need.

15:47

If you do start using chastity as well

15:47

as like cowplay, Oh my fucking god.

15:54

After a few weeks not being able to milk

15:54

myself, I am climbing the fucking walls.

16:01

I will do anything, hook me the fuck up.

16:03

fuck up to that machine.

16:06

You do get incredibly hole hungry,

16:06

and yes, the nipple focus is

16:12

real, as is just like the grabbing

16:12

and kneading of your pecs.

16:18

It is a very touch focused headspace.

16:24

It is a very, like,

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sensory headspace.

16:30

if that makes sense.

16:32

You don't have enough going on in

16:32

your head for it to be much more than

16:37

sensory, reactive, desires, needs.

16:43

And

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Mnfcuk: Absolutely.

16:45

Adam: there is, if you go down that route,

16:45

there is a lot of the oral fixation.

16:49

The stereotype of the cow continually

16:49

chewing, well, it's not just chewing

16:55

that feeds the orals and fixation.

16:59

You can get a lot of pleasure out

16:59

of that in other ways too, but.

17:05

Also, I will ask Mindfuck because you have

17:05

been putting boys into these headspaces.

17:10

What have I missed?

17:13

Mnfcuk: No, I think that's I think

17:13

that's a great, a great summary.

17:16

I think for a lot of a lot of cows

17:16

as well, there is, yeah, that,

17:20

that big whole focus of just being

17:20

essentially like a slab of meat, right?

17:26

So a lot of that headspace.

17:29

itself to extremes, right?

17:32

So it'll lend itself to being

17:32

like like, like progression.

17:35

It's like, we always want to be

17:35

being pushed into something, always

17:38

want to be led into something.

17:39

And so for a lot of people that will

17:39

line up with like fisting and whole

17:43

stretching, that's a huge common thing, I

17:43

think, for both cows and bulls actually.

17:50

And so that, that could be a

17:50

really fun headspace to play

17:53

with because it's already such a.

17:56

vulnerable thing, right?

17:57

Much in the same way as like grabbing

17:57

someone by the septum piercing.

18:00

It's like, okay, well you literally have

18:00

my body completely under your control.

18:04

Right?

18:04

Like, cause when someone's hand is

18:04

inside you, it's like, okay, I've really

18:07

got to be, you know, conscious of how

18:07

they're moving and how I'm moving.

18:12

And it can be this really beautiful kind

18:12

of back and forth, when someone's in that

18:17

really, yeah, primal, primal head space.

18:19

I think in the same way, as you

18:19

mentioned who like just the reassuring

18:23

touch of having like your pecs played

18:23

with, or having someone like rub

18:26

the muscles in your ass, like it

18:26

can be this This energetic exchange

18:31

that's really really, really special.

18:33

So on a physical level,

18:34

Craig: Yeah.

18:35

Yeah.

18:35

Mnfcuk: a mental level

18:35

that you can also do that.

18:37

Like long distance, just getting

18:37

someone dumber and dumber and dumber

18:42

and having them sit on toys for you,

18:42

having them, you know, lock up for

18:45

you, having them go to the gym and

18:45

report in with their diet, reporting

18:49

in with their workout for the day.

18:51

Like that's all all about control.

18:55

Craig: And that is hot.

18:56

And again, it seems to have this through

18:56

theme of maximizing, so maximizing your

19:02

Adam: Bigger.

19:03

More.

19:03

All way.

19:05

Craig: yeah, maximizing your

19:05

hole, maximizing your tits.

19:08

Like, it's a maximalist form of play.

19:13

Mnfcuk: Yeah, absolutely.

19:15

Adam: Oh, I'm sorry.

19:16

Craig: yeah, that's funny.

19:18

And you talking about like massaging

19:18

the tits just made me think of

19:22

that myth around Wagyu beef.

19:25

Adam: Yes.

19:27

Craig: Wagyu beef is like some of the

19:27

most expensive cuts of beef in the

19:31

world, famous for Japanese cows, and one

19:31

of the sort of industry myths they put

19:36

around about it is the cows are extremely

19:36

pampered and like, they had daily body

19:41

massages from the farm hands, like

19:41

complete myth, but like, you know, it

19:45

was used to upsell and price up the meat.

19:51

Mnfcuk: That's a fantasy that

19:51

I'm trying to live as a cow.

19:53

Oh my God.

19:53

I want to be

19:54

Craig: Yeah.

19:54

Mnfcuk: pampered cow.

19:55

Yes, please.

19:58

Adam: Hold on, I've got the

19:58

massage gun in the next room.

20:00

I'll bring it out.

20:05

Mnfcuk: What are your,

20:05

your, your all ears?

20:06

Oh, wait, nevermind.

20:08

Craig: So yeah, I mean, this kind of

20:08

gets into our next topic, which is like

20:12

how the sort of roles are used in play.

20:14

And I feel like we're

20:14

already covering that.

20:17

Mnfcuk: sure.

20:18

Yeah.

20:18

I mean, I think it is like kind of like

20:18

we were saying, it's very similar to

20:21

other styles of kink play where there

20:21

is kind of these two sides of the same

20:25

coin, right and giving yourself to

20:25

someone or as a dom kind of lending

20:30

your, your skill set to owning someone

20:30

or leading someone through what you know

20:35

is going to be satisfying to them, right?

20:39

One thing with, with bull and cow

20:39

play, I think especially though

20:41

that's worth mentioning is, There's

20:41

this saying that goes around that

20:44

the best doms were once subs, right?

20:46

Or at least for that specific activity,

20:46

like don't, don't say you're going

20:50

to flog someone and having never been

20:50

flogged before, or, you know, like

20:54

you want to, you want to make sure

20:54

that, you know what you're doing.

20:57

And so you can, you can kind of

20:57

lead someone through the paces.

20:59

And with, with, cow and bull play,

20:59

I think a lot of the time, the best,

21:04

the best doms are people who share

21:04

that fetish, who have gone into that

21:07

headspace many, many times themselves.

21:09

Because if you can kind of have a,

21:09

you know to do list, like whenever I'm

21:14

starting a scene, I always kind of like

21:14

to have a mental checklist of like,

21:16

okay, like, what are, what are the things

21:16

that I would like to have done to me?

21:19

What do I think that shares in common

21:19

with what this person probably wants to

21:23

experience and how do I lead them through

21:23

that in the most satisfying way possible?

21:28

So that's one thing that's, I think,

21:28

yeah, pretty specific to, to bowl

21:31

and cow plays that you benefit a

21:31

lot from, from enjoying both sides.

21:37

Adam: I will add

21:38

Craig: Like,

21:38

Adam: that you, to be a fisting top

21:38

does not necessarily require having

21:43

been a fisting bottom, however, do

21:43

please look up an anatomy textbook

21:49

just for that bit of the body.

21:51

You do want to know where your hand

21:51

is going to be going, what it's going

21:55

to be meeting, where the good bits

21:55

are, where the painful bits are, where

21:59

the thing you push to make the cow

21:59

bellow so loud that the neighbors hear.

22:04

Yeah.

22:04

That sort of thing.

22:06

You don't necessarily have to have spent

22:06

all, like, three years training your hull

22:10

to be able to do it yourself, but you do

22:10

need to have some requisite knowledge.

22:15

You can mess this up.

22:18

Craig: yeah.

22:19

And when we say mess it up, like

22:19

fisting, you can do some serious damage

22:24

if you are not careful in that area.

22:28

Adam: Mm hmm.

22:29

Craig: I think because of how common

22:29

the imagery for it has become, people

22:33

forget how extreme you have to put.

22:37

Situation you have to put the body

22:37

in for that, which again, like.

22:41

Like BDSM is all about extreme

22:41

situations in a lot of ways.

22:45

But yeah, just do know what you're

22:45

doing and know what, to be safe with it.

22:51

I don't think we've actually

22:51

done a fisting episode so far.

22:55

Well, that's going on the list.

22:59

Mnfcuk: One interesting thing that you

22:59

said too, how often it's portrayed.

23:02

I think that we see it all the time, you

23:02

know, on social media and everything.

23:05

But one thing that is also really specific

23:05

to the cow and bull headspace is how often

23:11

it is portrayed in art, in fantasy, right?

23:14

Because is one of those things that

23:14

like rapid muscle gain, rapid rapid

23:19

weight gain This kind of extreme

23:19

transformation thing is not necessarily

23:23

something that's possible in reality.

23:25

And that's where I think for me

23:25

personally, I love really talented artists

23:29

that can bring some of these fantasies

23:29

into something that I can at least look

23:33

at or read kind of like a, you know,

23:33

illustrative kind of erotica situation.

23:38

And that's also another one that's,

23:38

that's, that's interesting and

23:41

specific to bull and cow play, I'd

23:41

say much more than other fetishes.

23:45

So there's kind of this fun,

23:45

whimsical quality to it, right?

23:47

In the same way that, like, there's,

23:47

you know, these wonderful ear tags that

23:50

you're wearing that SpacePupSilver made.

23:53

Incredible, right?

23:53

Like, there's this, there's this fun

23:53

quality to it that I, that I love so much.

23:57

Adam: It is very easy.

24:00

Mnfcuk: Yeah, if you're curious,

24:00

I'd say look at some bull and bull

24:02

and cow art because that can kind

24:02

of explain play that we're talking

24:06

about maybe a little bit more too.

24:08

Adam: Spiral Stories, DeviantArt, MCC

24:11

Mnfcuk: yeah,

24:12

Adam: Stories.

24:13

Excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.

24:15

So, I have something I need

24:15

to look up later, apparently.

24:19

Mm hmm.

24:20

Craig: stories.

24:20

And it was a coach turning all his

24:20

staff, like lifting team into like

24:27

human cattle and like, you know, they

24:27

got dumbed down as they got bigger

24:32

and just got forced a feeding tube

24:32

while being milked on the other end.

24:38

Mnfcuk: absolutely hot.

24:39

Ha ha ha ha.

24:42

Craig: the thing.

24:43

If someone came up to me and said, Okay,

24:43

your role for the rest of your life

24:46

will just be to eat, get fucked, be

24:46

milked, and just be really strong and

24:51

pretty and have people grope you, I'd

24:51

be like, Sounds like a fair exchange.

24:55

It's a hard life, but

24:55

I'd be willing to do it.

25:00

Mnfcuk: Have you seen that video that's

25:00

been making the rounds from that movie

25:03

The Creamery, where it's like, for this

25:03

movie is that like, all the men on earth

25:08

have had this virus, and so there's only

25:08

like, a few men left, and so they get

25:11

rounded up and put in this basement,

25:11

and they're all strapped down and like,

25:14

milked with screens in front of them that

25:14

are like, constantly stimulating them.

25:18

think

25:19

Craig: Oh

25:21

Mnfcuk: way that like the Violet

25:21

Beauregard Willy Wonka thing for like

25:24

inflation, like some people, that's

25:24

their spider bite, I think that scene,

25:28

making the rounds in front of millions

25:28

and millions of people on Twitter

25:31

is also the spider bite for a lot of

25:31

people's bowl slash milking fetish.

25:36

Craig: yeah.

25:39

You've not seen it?

25:41

Oh, it's been around so much.

25:43

Mnfcuk: Yeah.

25:45

Craig: And I think that touches on

25:45

another aspect, which is like, we talk

25:48

about it in the personal individual

25:48

sense, but again, there's also sort

25:51

of the industrial side of it where

25:51

like, you know, cows on this day and

25:58

age are milked on an industrial scale.

26:00

And often people have that.

26:02

Fancy of being in a facility where

26:02

they're chained up with other men, just

26:06

being constantly pumped and milked.

26:08

again, it's that you are part of a

26:08

herd, camaraderie, but you're also

26:12

lesser because you're just cattle.

26:13

So you're just there for what you can

26:13

produce and just like be trapped there

26:19

in place being milked all the time.

26:23

Mnfcuk: Extremely hot.

26:25

Craig: Yeah.

26:25

Mnfcuk: hot.

26:26

Yeah.

26:26

That's, that's like a long term fantasy

26:26

for me someday would be to like buy a cute

26:30

little parcel of land and then just have,

26:30

have my, my ranch house kind of fantasy.

26:37

Someday we'll get there.

26:40

Craig: Oh yeah.

26:41

Adam: Feel very affordable.

26:48

Mnfcuk: No, it'll just be me like

26:48

with a glass of Chardonnay upstairs

26:50

listening to like the whimpers and

26:50

moos and cries from downstairs.

26:55

Ah, we made it.

26:56

Yes.

27:02

Craig: I want to talk about, because

27:02

role play fetishes tend to have

27:06

intersecting lines with other fetishes.

27:09

So I think we can go through a few

27:09

of like what other forms of play

27:15

go well with cow and bull play.

27:20

I mean, the big one is Hehehehe

27:22

Adam: because if I start,

27:22

I'm not gonna stop.

27:25

Craig: hmm

27:27

Mnfcuk: Yeah.

27:28

I mean, there are, there

27:28

are so so many, right?

27:31

Like, I think that the first one that

27:31

my brain goes to is definitely Hypno,

27:36

just because I feel like it, is one of

27:36

the things that I really appreciate.

27:43

You know, fetishize so much.

27:45

And I feel like it's this headspace

27:45

thing, like being a bull, being

27:47

a cow, changing your lifestyle,

27:47

being programmed to be like this.

27:51

This, this beast of burden,

27:51

that's a real thing.

27:53

Gaining and muscle growth, right?

27:55

That kind of can lead

27:55

to that getting bigger.

27:57

Chastity is a big one, right?

27:58

Like being, being locked up and having

27:58

like no control over your own body.

28:03

Again, I feel like this is all about

28:03

having like modifications made to

28:06

your body as this big beast and having

28:06

like this, this dominant come in and

28:12

saying, okay, well, I'm going to put.

28:13

I'm going to put a piercing here.

28:15

I'm going to put a

28:15

restricting device here.

28:17

I'm going to change this part

28:17

of your lifestyle, you know It's

28:20

kind of like a humiliation thing.

28:22

Sometimes it can be like, Oh,

28:22

being led around as this big, big,

28:25

big guy by this little tiny guy.

28:26

Like there's kind of this, you

28:26

know, mental thing about that.

28:30

And then the other one that

28:30

I would like to specifically

28:32

mention is big bulges, right?

28:35

Like, I don't know if

28:36

Craig: Yeah,

28:36

Mnfcuk: livestock or cows Having

28:36

like gigantic balls, right?

28:40

Like a bowl that is just

28:41

Craig: yeah,

28:42

Mnfcuk: between their legs,

28:42

like this big hanging sack,

28:44

like that's a huge one for me.

28:46

I think that's super hot.

28:47

I've been getting into

28:47

pumping a lot lately.

28:49

And I feel like the, the response from

28:49

that on Twitter has been like a lot

28:52

of people being like, what, like, I

28:52

didn't know that you could even do that.

28:57

But that kind of goes hand in

28:57

hand with saline, which is also

28:59

a super safe option, right?

29:01

And then the much more dangerous silicone,

29:01

right, which is permanent comes with

29:05

its whole own risks and stuff, but

29:07

Craig: yeah, I'm, I'm going to

29:07

interject and say here, like the

29:10

official policy of the kinky boys

29:10

podcast is there is basically a

29:14

high fatality rate with silicone.

29:16

So we advise people to stay

29:16

with saline and pumping because

29:21

they are the safer options.

29:24

Sorry, just to, just to do

29:24

the legal and disclaimer.

29:28

Mnfcuk: agree.

29:30

Anyway, I'll pass the,

29:30

pass the baton off to you.

29:34

Adam: That having been said, you do

29:34

absolutely see within the Silicon

29:37

community a very high representation

29:37

of your bulls and your cows within it.

29:44

A lot of people who get the bulge

29:44

also develop the interest in, Oh,

29:49

hey, there's this awesome bull.

29:51

Awesome roleplay that I get to do

29:51

that heavily features this, but yeah,

29:56

you've covered most of my list as well

29:56

Obviously there is the furries like this

30:01

is basically how I discovered it in the

30:01

first place and then it just sort of like

30:06

had several false starts before finally

30:06

going, Oh wait, no, actually, yes, please.

30:11

Milking, obviously,

30:11

pet players, obviously.

30:13

We've covered the body mods, but

30:13

you also get the body paint option.

30:18

You will see a lot of people either with

30:18

just regular body paint or the liquid

30:23

latex going for the cow print look.

30:25

It is hot as fuck.

30:26

Fuck.

30:27

Especially if you're

30:28

Craig: sounds

30:28

Adam: not with the hypnose

30:28

because it really gets the

30:31

transformation headspace into you.

30:34

when you look into the mirror and

30:34

you don't see yourself looking back.

30:39

You get like the farmer fetish, you

30:39

get the outdoor fetish you get, I

30:46

have seen within the gainer community

30:46

there is a lot of interest within the

30:49

burping and like farting communities.

30:52

Absolutely love this.

30:53

You Get the objectification, like

30:53

you said, being reduced to a piece

30:59

of meat, an object, property,

30:59

just a number, not a name.

31:04

You get What else was on my list?

31:08

I wrote so much fucking down.

31:10

Oh, yeah, and we did talk

31:10

about fisting as well.

31:13

Obviously, you've got your farmer

31:13

boys with their shoulder length

31:17

gloves going into the cow and, you

31:20

know, that's a look, that's a

31:20

vibe, that is an experience.

31:25

Oh my god, keep

31:28

Mnfcuk: the horse speculum!

31:33

Adam: of a human headspace that

31:33

they can still use the poppers.

31:39

Trying to take a fist using just conscious

31:39

muscle control in a like barn setting.

31:46

That was an experience.

31:47

I was very impressed I managed to do it.

31:50

Craig: Mm hmm.

31:51

Adam: proud I managed to do it.

31:52

Oh my god, that was intense.

31:54

Keep the poppers handy.

31:56

Craig: Yes.

31:57

Adam: yeah, no, you can

31:57

integrate so much into this.

32:02

And you can even do like the soft stuff.

32:05

Like we have seen the TikToks and the

32:05

Instagram reels of cow therapy, of

32:11

having just the huge, heavy, comfy

32:11

beast just long head onto you and just

32:19

like, Oh no, I am forced to be cuddled.

32:23

Oh no, how terrible.

32:25

My relaxation is being thrust upon me.

32:28

The various worries of day to day life

32:28

and all of the stresses, I am pinned

32:34

in place by this great beast and must

32:34

be forced to have soft, comfy time.

32:39

This is also very fun to add.

32:43

You get some of the inflation fetish

32:43

especially if you start looking at

32:47

the websites that produce rubber

32:47

for the straight fetish community.

32:52

Because Cowplay has been so

32:52

focused on cis women for, like,

32:58

since the Yahoo group's days.

33:00

You will see a lot of like,

33:00

rubber cow suits that heavily

33:05

feature inflatable breasts.

33:07

For either the men or the women.

33:09

And Or the non binary pals, but they tend

33:09

to be featured much less in rubber design.

33:17

Sorry.

33:18

But, yeah, you will see a lot of

33:18

different A lot of different intersections

33:25

with different kinks, and there's

33:29

And of course, like I

33:29

kept saying, bondage.

33:32

Clip this thing to an anchor

33:32

point, I'm fucking stuck.

33:36

Yeah.

33:37

There is not a lot I can do.

33:39

Craig: Lot of farm scenes I've seen

33:39

where there's been photographs, that

33:43

sort of bondage rig where it ties you

33:43

basically around the cock and keeps

33:48

you in place is a milking station

33:53

Adam: I am,

33:53

Craig: there's, Oh, go ahead.

33:56

Adam: no, I have seen cattle

33:56

squeeze shoots, and I swear to God,

34:01

the fact that this hasn't already

34:01

become bondage equipment shocks me.

34:07

I have seen people using

34:07

them on other humans.

34:10

I want it to be used on me.

34:12

Where can I afford such a thing?

34:14

Where can I afford land

34:14

to place such a thing on?

34:18

I do not have a driveway and if I

34:18

did, it wouldn't be private enough.

34:21

I've

34:23

Mnfcuk: It's funny you say that actually,

34:23

there's a, there's a brilliant, um,

34:27

scientist who was neurodivergent, was

34:27

an autistic woman named Temple Grandin,

34:31

who actually learned for one of her own

34:31

coping mechanisms that a cattle press was

34:37

Significantly better for her mental health

34:37

and then ran this huge gigantic study on

34:43

all these hundreds and hundreds of people.

34:45

And pretty much everybody came

34:45

back saying the same thing.

34:48

This, this compression, this

34:48

thing, humans just like that.

34:51

Craig: Oh yeah.

34:53

Mnfcuk: it's, it's good for us.

34:54

So cattle press absolutely

34:54

should be a bondage equipment.

34:57

And I Grandin, whether or not

34:57

you're interested in bull play.

35:01

It's just a story.

35:02

What a cool human.

35:03

Spandex

35:04

Adam: heard that from so many people.

35:06

So many neurodivergent kinky people I

35:06

have spoken to have been heavily into

35:12

thick rubber that is slightly undersized

35:12

for that additional compression

35:16

full body and it really helps them.

35:20

And I fully understand.

35:23

I may not have the same I may not have

35:23

the exact same effect, but yeah, I fully

35:28

understand the joys of compression.

35:31

You have all seen me in spandex.

35:34

Lycra.

35:36

That's language.

35:37

Mm.

35:38

Mm

35:41

Craig: Like, yeah.

35:43

I mean, that reminds me of an

35:43

anecdote back when I used to spend

35:47

a summer working in a sex shop.

35:49

When the anecdotes was about a

35:49

woman came in to buy a vat crack.

35:54

And it wasn't for any sort

35:54

of sexual or play purposes.

35:58

She was a care worker and one of

35:58

her higher needs autistic people she

36:02

worked with, used it before bed to

36:02

basically stop the stimulation so

36:08

it could calm down enough to sleep.

36:12

And it's like, Yeah, you can

36:12

use kinkstuff for that because

36:16

compression is inherently soothing.

36:20

And so I want to go back because there

36:20

is one more thread I want to pull on

36:24

from something that was said earlier.

36:26

Adam Manch mentioning us, your

36:26

non binary pals, which is There is

36:32

something inherently genderfuckery

36:32

around cowplay when it's done

36:36

by and male presenting people,

36:39

Adam: hmm.

36:39

Mm hmm.

36:41

Craig: which like, cause, cause, you

36:41

know, cows and bulls, same species, it's

36:45

just cows are the female of the species.

36:48

But you don't, A, don't seem to see

36:48

many people like concerned about that.

36:52

It's like, Oh God, being the cow makes

36:52

me feminine, which I love to see.

36:58

And I mean, that also touches on

36:58

likely the whole, one of the fetishes

37:02

that interacts is male lactation,

37:05

which is its own interesting

37:05

thing because, so male

37:09

Adam: Even

37:09

Craig: lactation is a

37:10

Adam: further, Jennifer.

37:11

Yes.

37:12

Craig: yeah, gender fuckery, but

37:12

it's also, Much more common than

37:15

you might think amongst very

37:15

large, long time muscular athletes,

37:22

Adam: So that aspect I can

37:22

actually talk about from the

37:26

biochemical aspect at any rate.

37:29

So

37:29

Craig: these do.

37:31

Adam: you're steroid users.

37:33

Testosterone elevates to a certain

37:33

level above which the body can't

37:37

really dispose of it the regular way.

37:39

So what it does is it aromatizes the

37:39

testosterone, converting it into estrogen.

37:45

The estrogen then builds up in

37:45

the male causing gynecomastia.

37:50

Breast growth.

37:51

For most of your bodybuilders, you will

37:51

have, as they progress to the higher and

37:57

higher doses of testosterone that keep

37:57

their free testosterone levels high enough

38:02

that they're getting the muscle growth

38:02

they want, they're getting the emotional

38:06

aspects that they want, they're getting

38:06

the results that they want, they also have

38:10

to start adding an estrogen blocker to it.

38:14

This will mean that yes, that testosterone

38:14

is eventually converted into estrogen,

38:19

but they're not getting any of the

38:19

negative side effects from having more

38:23

estrogen than they were expecting.

38:25

They're not getting the gynecomastia.

38:27

They're not getting breast growth.

38:29

They're not getting those mood

38:29

swings Estrogen causes different mood

38:35

swings to testosterone You're not

38:35

getting the mental health aspects.

38:41

Estrogen is much more of a like down

38:41

Neurotransmitter, testosterone is much

38:49

more of an up neurotransmitter and

38:49

You're keeping your energy levels higher

38:55

that sort of thing So you will then

38:55

in turn see a lot of bodybuilders who

39:01

not Take those estrogen blockers and

39:01

sure enough Their their chests are much

39:09

bigger and much softer than their peers.

39:12

This is because there has been breast

39:12

growth with enough effort All the

39:19

correct tools, you can then cause that

39:19

breast tissue to start expressing milk.

39:25

And this is how you get male lactation.

39:28

After you express the first

39:28

drop from there, it is the

39:31

same as a pregnant cis woman.

39:35

You keep pumping, the more you

39:35

pump, the more milk you produce,

39:39

and so on and so on and so on.

39:41

Same as, this is how, like, when a

39:41

baby is growing, as the baby grows,

39:48

they need more milk, so they suckle

39:48

more, so you produce more, so that

39:51

you can keep the baby growing.

39:54

If your goal is just to get the human cow

39:54

to start producing more and more milk,

40:01

You have to keep expressing more and more.

40:03

I have been chatting with people

40:03

who have taken this to the logical

40:07

conclusion and have been able to

40:07

produce almost a gallon a day.

40:14

It required pumping every two hours and

40:14

that was quite a drain on their time.

40:24

They could not maintain it

40:24

and their work schedule.

40:27

But the idea of producing

40:27

a gallon of milk a day

40:36

Craig: Mm hmm.

40:37

Adam: At that point, yeah, the

40:37

Creamery fantasy becomes real,

40:41

Mnfcuk: Yeah.

40:43

Craig: And it plays into that thing of,

40:43

well, if you get a dom that just keeps

40:46

you as livestock and can do that to you.

40:48

Adam: right?

40:49

Mnfcuk: Very hot.

40:50

Craig: Yeah.

40:58

Mnfcuk: I think that also goes

40:58

just to the the greater social

41:00

implication, like gender, just being

41:00

such a social construct, right?

41:03

Because with the right chemicals,

41:03

any of any of our bodies

41:06

can do any number of things.

41:08

Like, it's really, really fascinating.

41:11

Yeah, the, the, the male

41:11

lactation fantasy is very hot.

41:16

Craig: And again, it goes to that whole

41:16

thing of like, bulls and cows tend to

41:19

be this sort of maximalist, extreme

41:19

ends of the spectrum sort of fetish.

41:25

Adam: Bigger.

41:26

More.

41:26

Always.

41:27

Craig: Mm hmm, mm hmm,

41:28

Mnfcuk: Yeah,

41:29

Adam: Bigger toys.

41:30

Bigger chests.

41:31

Bigger holes.

41:32

Bigger cocks.

41:33

Bigger bulges.

41:33

Bigger.

41:34

Bigger.

41:34

More.

41:35

More.

41:36

Always.

41:37

Yeah.

41:38

Craig: mm hmm, now, for those of

41:38

those that can't instantly grow

41:42

into a huge muscle beast or can't

41:42

instantly pump their balls up to

41:46

enormous size or take a fist, what

41:46

sort of gear and aesthetics can people

41:52

adopt if they want to get into this?

41:55

Mnfcuk: come on cow prints

41:55

Talk to me Harry Winston.

41:58

Tell me all about it

42:00

Craig: Brown cow stunning!

42:04

Adam: Cow print is a very popular print,

42:04

especially if you go on to Etsy, you will

42:08

find all sorts of fun gear, some of which

42:08

will work for some body types, some of

42:13

which will work for other body types.

42:16

Because so much of it is focused around

42:16

cis women, you will eventually find things

42:22

that simply do not work on your body.

42:26

if you do not have that silhouette.

42:28

I had the very first time this

42:28

has ever happened of ordering

42:34

something, it's showing up and going,

42:34

I'm not big enough to wear this.

42:40

Mnfcuk: What?

42:41

Hot.

42:41

Craig: really?

42:43

Adam: My tits weren't big

42:43

enough to make this, like, Daisy

42:47

Duke style tie off shirt work.

42:50

It just looked ridiculous on me.

42:52

I ended up having to palm it off

42:52

to another HuCow who is closer

42:58

to the 5XL side of things.

43:01

It was actually Amazing.

43:02

But yes, if you go down the raver

43:02

scene, you will see a lot of what

43:07

I am wearing now for the cameras.

43:10

Gamers, you will see that halter tops

43:10

are very good for us, the arm warmers.

43:15

Likewise, great for showing

43:15

off your bicep growth.

43:18

You will have plenty

43:18

of leggings out there.

43:21

You will have plenty of boots out there.

43:23

You will see lots of shirts.

43:25

You will see lots of thongs,

43:25

jockstraps, briefs, shorts.

43:29

As of time of recording,

43:29

it is summer 2024.

43:33

MCE Creations has released a line

43:33

of cowboy chic for this season.

43:41

Among them is a bunch of very

43:41

good mesh shorts that are really

43:46

comfortable in this current heat wave.

43:48

Yeah, no, for literally

43:48

anything, start with Etsy.

43:56

You will find all of your

43:56

niche fetishes there.

43:59

And you can start exploring from there.

44:02

Likewise, as I said before, the cis

44:02

women tended to be where this has been

44:08

most popular for the last however long.

44:11

So if you're going down the latex route,

44:11

you will find most of that on sites that

44:17

cater to the straight fetish community.

44:21

Latex catfish has some amazing stuff,

44:21

but if you really want something to

44:27

just begin with And you don't fancy

44:27

going down the piercings route?

44:32

Bell, it works.

44:34

It's really good.

44:35

You enter the headset,

44:37

Mnfcuk: dong, darling.

44:38

Ding dong.

44:42

Craig: they are good.

44:43

And they have the extra bonus of, if

44:43

you're particularly into like humiliation

44:48

or attention being drawn to you, when

44:48

you move, they clank and ding, which

44:54

again, they are so good for this.

44:57

Adam: and do not be afraid to add tape

44:57

to the little ringer on the inside if

45:02

you want to muffle it a little bit.

45:05

It doesn't make the whole sound go

45:05

away, but it does just turn the volume

45:09

down a little bit so you don't go

45:09

insane wearing this thing around.

45:14

Mnfcuk: real life hacks right here.

45:16

This is

45:18

Craig: like,

45:19

Mnfcuk: the other bulls

45:19

in the pen are sleeping.

45:20

And so you want to be

45:21

Craig: mm hmm.

45:22

Mnfcuk: right?

45:26

Craig: Yeah, and I mean, a little

45:26

tip I got was so at Darklins,

45:30

there was someone I met.

45:32

Oh, God, and I forgot his screen name.

45:34

Oh, God.

45:35

I will edit this into the

45:35

show notes, at least, because

45:37

he deserves credit for this.

45:39

He got clip on so they

45:39

were actually Bowser horns?

45:42

Clip on Bowser horns for his Muircap?

45:45

Adam: Yes, I've

45:47

Craig: Yes.

45:48

Adam: Etsy, again, they

45:48

haven't arrived yet.

45:51

They were supposed to.

45:52

The mail is being slow today.

45:56

But, oh my god, they look so good!

45:59

Yes!

45:59

Mnfcuk: Yeah

46:00

Craig: so,

46:00

Mnfcuk: I love

46:01

Craig: I've got it.

46:01

Remembered it's leather bear solid.

46:03

Like go check him out.

46:04

He is this enormous muscle

46:04

bear and looks amazing in them.

46:09

But yeah, so I copied that and

46:09

have it on my leather Castro cap.

46:12

I've got.

46:14

And I do wonder, it seems a,

46:14

an interesting coincidence that

46:18

bull and cow play becomes popular

46:18

right as the rest of the gays are

46:23

getting really into cowboy stuff.

46:28

Mnfcuk: I thought you were gonna say,

46:28

right as the rest of the boys are

46:30

getting right, really, into Ozempic.

46:34

Everyone

46:34

Craig: another

46:35

Adam: oh,

46:35

Mnfcuk: away.

46:37

Craig: route to go down.

46:38

Mnfcuk: Yeah, no, I had a, I

46:38

have a friend of mine right

46:41

now who I love so much in SF.

46:43

Craig: Hmm.

46:44

Mnfcuk: he is bulking and he's

46:44

getting bigger and bigger and he's

46:46

like, I actually really like this.

46:48

And so his go to threat for me has been,

46:48

it's like Samson, if you don't come

46:53

over and play video games right now,

46:53

then I'm going to start taking Ozempic.

46:57

And I'm like, No!

46:57

Stop!

46:58

Please!

46:59

That, that will

47:00

Adam: oh,

47:00

Mnfcuk: me

47:01

Adam: yeah!

47:02

Mnfcuk: How dare you.

47:04

Craig: How dare.

47:06

But yeah, it is convenient that

47:06

basically after Beyonce and Orville

47:12

Peck and Kylie have conspired to

47:12

make the gays all wear cowboy hats.

47:17

also come into fashion.

47:19

Oh

47:21

Adam: I personally see this as

47:21

just a wonderful convenience.

47:24

Sorry.

47:25

Coincidence.

47:26

Words.

47:26

I can say.

47:28

I promise.

47:29

I went to school and everything.

47:32

Mnfcuk: Aw, big dumb guy.

47:35

Aw, big dumb moo cow.

47:38

So cute.

47:39

You don't need to think.

47:39

It's okay.

47:43

Craig: And listeners, it should be

47:43

said, that wasn't a sound effect.

47:46

That was actually Adam mooing.

47:48

Mnfcuk: was very good.

47:50

Adam: Thank you.

47:51

Yeah It is on the back of the throat.

47:54

Mnfcuk: it!

47:54

Adam: You don't use your tongue.

47:56

You force the air through your nose.

47:59

It is actually really sinus y.

48:02

It's sort of like humming violently.

48:09

Mnfcuk: I love that.

48:09

Humming violently.

48:12

Craig: So, yeah, so I think

48:12

we should get to some listener

48:17

questions we've been submitted.

48:18

So,

48:21

Adam: guys.

48:25

Craig: so first one, I think

48:25

we've kind of covered this, so on.

48:29

Another guest on the show, amazing go

48:29

listen to his episode on like bully play.

48:33

When I was poking around the cowhead

48:33

space, which was admittedly a few years

48:37

ago, it was taken up by a lot of cis

48:37

women, because of the idea of milking.

48:43

that changed?

48:46

Adam: Yes.

48:46

Answer.

48:47

It's

48:48

Craig: like, as you say, most of the

48:48

gear is still aimed at women, but like,

48:53

Adam: were here first, I will not

48:53

deny, and it is still predominantly

48:59

them in the scene, however, there are

48:59

more and more of everyone else every

49:04

day do not be surprised when you get

49:04

invited to Discord groups, Telegram

49:09

groups, all that good stuff but yeah,

49:09

no, there's more of the rest of us every

49:13

day it's not just the girls anymore.

49:18

Craig: mhm, it's now for the

49:18

girls, the gays in the days.

49:22

Mnfcuk: Work, we love,

49:25

Adam: Actually, that's a point.

49:26

I haven't seen many straight men in it.

49:29

Hmm.

49:30

Fascinating.

49:30

Anyway.

49:33

Craig: yes.

49:34

Mnfcuk: egos do not allow for that yet.

49:38

Adam: You'd think they'd

49:38

like the bull's side.

49:40

Ha ha ha ha ha!

49:43

Craig: Yeah.

49:43

Mnfcuk: but I'm like, no, this, can

49:43

we keep, let's keep, let's keep this

49:46

as our best kept secret, you know,

49:49

Adam: Sure.

49:51

Craig: So aspiring Dom, who is

49:51

a big player on our Discord.

49:57

He's got two questions.

49:59

One, would you consider wearing a

49:59

red kilt or jockstrap a challenge?

50:07

This is obviously playing in, because

50:07

reds, you know, Red rags to a bull.

50:12

No, no, no,

50:15

Mnfcuk: Oh, okay.

50:16

Oh, oh, as a challenge.

50:17

So not like as in a challenge,

50:17

like it's hard to wear.

50:20

That was my brain.

50:20

I was like, wearing a

50:21

Craig: no, no I ain't trick or treating.

50:23

Yeah.

50:23

Mnfcuk: about?

50:25

I'm dumb, sorry.

50:27

Craig: Like a, like a Matador.

50:28

And now I'm thinking like a

50:28

good Dom for a bull would be

50:31

wearing a leather Matador outfit.

50:33

Adam: Oh my god, yes.

50:35

Mnfcuk: But then they would

50:35

have to be fighting, right?

50:38

Craig: But that's part of it.

50:39

You're subduing this bigger,

50:39

more muscular person than you.

50:43

Mnfcuk: Yeah, yeah, I could

50:43

see that as being hot for sure.

50:48

Adam: And the short answer is,

50:48

wear it at the Eagle and see.

50:53

Mnfcuk: Olay!

50:53

You know.

50:54

Next time you're in

50:56

Craig: for

50:56

Adam: heavy is this guy?

50:58

Mnfcuk: SF, Adam, let's go.

51:03

Adam: Mindfuck, you don't know

51:03

I can throw you against the

51:06

wall and make out with you.

51:08

And it's gonna You're

51:12

Mnfcuk: Not if I gain 300

51:12

pounds by the time you get here!

51:16

Adam: on.

51:18

You have six weeks.

51:20

Go.

51:21

Mnfcuk: It's just calories.

51:23

Yeah,

51:27

Craig: So, next question.

51:30

Favorite bull slash cow puns to use?

51:33

This is for science

51:37

Adam: As an American citizen now, I

51:37

get to claim I get to plead the fifth.

51:43

Craig: Yeah.

51:47

Mnfcuk: I like like moo, moving

51:50

Craig: Mm

51:50

Mnfcuk: kind of,

51:50

Craig: mm-Hmm?

51:51

Mnfcuk: that's probably my go

51:51

to just because there's so many

51:53

areas where that's, that's, yeah.

51:56

Applicable and usable,

51:59

Adam: No, for me

51:59

Mnfcuk: out.

52:00

They do come out.

52:00

I feel like I have the unique and

52:00

unfortunate disposition of a way to

52:06

annoy everybody in the room with my puns.

52:09

So somebody can say something in my

52:09

brain will just, you know, my, my, my

52:12

two brain cells that are still left.

52:14

That are not these, like you

52:14

said, testosterone poisoned.

52:18

Craig: Yeah.

52:19

Mnfcuk: We'll connect and light up and my

52:19

world will go, hmm, hooves or something.

52:26

Craig: My favorite was one Rugger

52:26

came up and it was as a cow,

52:29

how do you know its pasture?

52:31

Bedtime.

52:33

Mnfcuk: Oh my God.

52:34

Work.

52:38

Adam: Okay, I'm going home.

52:40

Mnfcuk: because

52:40

Adam: you very much.

52:41

It's been wonderful.

52:45

Okay, fine.

52:46

Mnfcuk: time.

52:46

Adam: it's always the a bull ending of

52:46

any word, so like, huggable, adorable, fu

52:55

It works better written down than spoken.

52:58

Craig: No, no, spoken, it's

52:58

very clear and I love it.

53:01

So we have one for the adorable Banjo.

53:05

Which, which do you think, what, which

53:05

do you prefer being milked, Bullcow?

53:10

Your udder or your teats, or do you

53:10

prefer being used as breeding stock?

53:15

I'm guessing this is pointed at Adam.

53:20

Adam: Sorry, not sorry,

53:20

Breedingstock, all the way.

53:26

It's just more fun for me, personally.

53:28

Teats are more fun for me

53:28

than udder, personally.

53:32

But Breedingstock is still number one.

53:34

Please and thank you.

53:36

Mnfcuk: Here's what I do.

53:37

I say, Hey.

53:39

We're going to hook you up to the machine.

53:40

And once you produce a gallon of milk,

53:40

then you will earn the right to be bred.

53:48

Adam: Yeah?

53:49

Okay.

53:50

We're gonna be here a while.

53:51

Craig: milk?

53:52

Adam: Looking forward to it.

53:57

Hope you don't mind my

53:57

mooing literally all day.

54:01

You'll get to enjoy your show.

54:02

Mnfcuk: I have, I have cool neighbors.

54:05

They'll be fine.

54:11

Craig: So we have our last

54:11

question, which is from Rugga.

54:14

And he's asked,

54:17

so I'm in a couple of cow slash bull

54:17

chats, and I asked them if they have

54:23

any questions, and one which came up

54:23

was how much difference is there between

54:27

gay and straight cow or slash bull play?

54:31

One thing that came up a lot was

54:31

amongst my friends, a lot of cowboy

54:34

play is very lifestyle oriented.

54:36

People who gain muscle gainers, who do

54:36

body modification cow tags, earrings.

54:42

Recently became super

54:42

popular with my friends.

54:44

I must confess to really want to

54:44

get one once I stop playing rugby.

54:48

And of course, bullring septums,

54:48

have the relationship lifestyle,

54:52

regular inspections, control,

54:52

food intake, regular etc.

54:58

But none of them knew any straight people

54:58

who did the cow lifestyle, so they were

55:01

wondering if there was a lack of their own

55:01

network, or a more common thing generally.

55:07

Adam: My,

55:07

Craig: this is asking, do straight

55:07

people do it as a lifestyle

55:11

the same way a lot of gays and

55:11

furries do it as a full lifestyle?

55:18

Adam: that's just it.

55:19

My experience has mostly been with the

55:19

new furries and the tumblr community

55:24

before settling in with the gays.

55:26

The furries absolutely do it as a

55:26

lifestyle because furries, we do not.

55:33

do things by hearth.

55:34

Once you have accepted you're a furry,

55:34

you just, you seek your pleasure and

55:40

you realize that life is too short to be

55:40

embarrassed and do things the normie way.

55:47

The Tumblr community, I have seen a

55:47

little bit of both, but certainly a

55:53

lot more down the this is just what we

55:53

do in the bedroom, we get dressed up,

55:58

we have our fun, we take our clothes

55:58

off, and then we're back to normal.

56:02

There are plenty.

56:05

because Tumblr who do go

56:05

down the lifestyle path.

56:08

You will see plenty of HuCal cis women

56:08

who absolutely are going down the

56:16

lifestyle, who have the piercings,

56:16

who have the level of control,

56:21

who have the relationship dynamic.

56:23

But you'll also see plenty who don't.

56:25

By comparison, I've basically

56:25

only seen gay furries who do

56:31

it the non lifestyle route.

56:35

Basically everyone else in the

56:35

gay community who I've seen go

56:39

down this path have integrated it

56:39

into their lifestyle in some way,

56:45

much the same as like the puppies.

56:48

Even if all it is is that you're

56:48

adding puns and you're seeking to have

56:54

that relationship dynamic integrated

56:54

into your existing relationship.

56:59

Again, you seek your pleasure

56:59

and you don't be satisfied

57:04

with just a half measure of it.

57:06

Which is very gay of us

57:06

and I'm okay with that.

57:10

Craig: Yeah,

57:12

Mnfcuk: Yeah.

57:13

I agree.

57:13

I think it's much easier.

57:15

I think maybe as, as gay men

57:15

this is something that I've been

57:18

thinking a lot about with just

57:18

the way that we live our lives.

57:21

We already, in most areas of

57:21

the world are going to be looked

57:24

at as different and weird,

57:25

Craig: mm hmm,

57:27

Mnfcuk: with your partner there's, you're,

57:27

you're already part of the minority.

57:31

People are already going to be

57:31

looking at you kind of funny.

57:33

So in a way that kind of is what you

57:33

were saying with these, with, with,

57:36

with furries not having these half

57:36

measures of pleasure, it's like you.

57:39

If you don't kind of have this

57:39

wonderful existential permission,

57:42

then if you're already going to

57:44

Craig: mm hmm,

57:45

Mnfcuk: might as well

57:45

do what makes you happy.

57:47

You might as well do what is going to

57:47

bring you the most amount of happiness.

57:50

And straight people don't have that.

57:51

They, they can walk down the

57:51

street holding hands and it's just,

57:54

I mean, another person that's,

57:54

you're almost invisible, right?

57:57

So it's, it's a pretty remarkable

57:57

thing to be kind of, you know

58:00

yeah, given that permission by

58:00

society to be like, you know what?

58:04

I'm already going to be looked at funny.

58:06

I might as well get super huge, get

58:06

these piercings, get what's going

58:10

to make me happy and live this as

58:10

a 24 seven lifestyle and not just

58:12

take it off when I'm done with it.

58:15

Craig: yeah.

58:17

And I feel, especially for sort of

58:17

mass, what's the word I'm looking for?

58:23

male at birth people, like the size

58:23

aspect of the muscular, you're going

58:27

to have to build in like a lot of

58:27

lifestyle stuff to maintain that.

58:32

Mm

58:33

Adam: It takes time.

58:34

It takes dedication.

58:37

You don't get to just do this for half

58:37

an hour a week and be done with it.

58:43

I did not get to 150 kilograms,

58:43

325 pounds by just, you know,

58:51

by doing this 10 minutes a week.

58:54

Craig: Yeah.

58:56

Adam: you just don't, I'm sorry,

58:56

the body doesn't work that way.

58:59

We don't have that magic pill yet.

59:02

I'd love it if we did.

59:04

I'd have so much more free

59:04

time on my hands, but,

59:07

Craig: Mm

59:07

Hmm.

59:08

Mm

59:08

Adam: you'd learn to enjoy the process.

59:11

There is a deep pleasure in feeling

59:11

that ache, but the good ache, the ache

59:20

of I'm going to be stronger tomorrow.

59:23

You get a deep pleasure in seeing

59:23

something that was impossible a month ago.

59:30

be fine now and mundane next month.

59:35

And because the maximalist

59:35

mindset, because the more always

59:40

mindset, that transfers.

59:43

You start training all sorts of aspects

59:43

of life and you start wanting more

59:49

and you start feeling that progress and

59:49

feeling that growth and feeling that,

59:56

again, that progress towards your goals.

59:59

And.

1:00:00

It lends itself to fisting training, it

1:00:00

does lend itself to chastity, it does

1:00:06

lend itself to growing your nipples

1:00:06

with pumps, it lends itself to all of

1:00:12

things, it even lends itself to work.

1:00:17

I managed to turn, like, the

1:00:17

gainer, muscle gainer, bull,

1:00:24

maximalist mindset to my studies

1:00:30

because I was making progress.

1:00:32

I was seeing the growth.

1:00:34

I wanted more.

1:00:36

And why did that work for Algebra?

1:00:44

Why did I get the same joy as building

1:00:44

my biceps and being able to do a pull

1:00:49

up as finally understanding Calculus 3?

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Craig: Yeah.

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Like,

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Adam: Minds are weird.

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Craig: yeah.

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But it does tie into like, what we

1:00:57

find a lot on this show when talking

1:01:00

to people's kinks is like, we, we like

1:01:00

to think of them as these boxed off

1:01:05

things we do in the bedroom or the

1:01:05

club, but they often teach skills you

1:01:09

can really transfer out into life.

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Adam: Mm mm.

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Craig: And especially if you find a

1:01:13

kink or a lifestyle that grounds you

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and really makes you happy, you start

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excelling in other parts of your life

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because that happiness carries over.

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And there is one more note, I feel like

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this may come off as a bit tacked on

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because we've talked about muscular

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growth as like a big part of this.

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It's not for everyone.

1:01:36

You do not have to have a certain

1:01:36

body type to do cow or bull play.

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We've talked, as we've talked about,

1:01:41

like the actions you do, how you

1:01:45

are treated, the mindset, even if

1:01:45

you just want to wear cow print,

1:01:50

those all can be bull or play alone.

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You don't need to build a muscular

1:01:53

body to feel like you have to do this.

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That's not a gate to hell.

1:02:01

Not a gatekeep, that makes no sense.

1:02:04

This is not something that like

1:02:04

having a different size body

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would prevent you from doing.

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This is just because like, we

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particularly like that aspect of it.

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Adam: Some of the best Cowplay and

1:02:13

Transformation Hypno Subs Struggling

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the word, the best cow I know.

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He is like a 150kg at best, 70kg at

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best twink who just makes it work.

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It is incredible.

1:02:38

You see it in his eyes.

1:02:40

You see it in his movement.

1:02:42

You hear it in his voice.

1:02:44

The ecstasy in him.

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It's infectious.

1:02:50

Even just a video is enough.

1:02:52

Even just a drawing of him is enough.

1:02:56

Like, fucking hell Logan,

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why aren't you gaining?

1:03:01

I want to see you

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not to.

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You can be a skinny cow too, and I

1:03:07

will just sit here and fantasize about

1:03:12

you with an extra, like, 300 pounds.

1:03:17

Craig: Like the fantasizing is fun.

1:03:19

And again, we've talked how

1:03:19

hypno can be used with it.

1:03:22

One of the funnest things I've

1:03:22

had is have a hypno dom make me

1:03:26

think I'm so like, sort of like.

1:03:31

Like internal hallucinations as

1:03:31

I call them and just sensation.

1:03:35

He put in the suggestion when I

1:03:35

was under that I was basically

1:03:38

too huge of muscular to move.

1:03:41

Adam: Mm hmm.

1:03:43

Craig: but like, you

1:03:43

can still feel that way.

1:03:48

Mnfcuk: absolutely.

1:03:49

That's one of the fun things about,

1:03:49

yeah, about hypnosis in general is that

1:03:51

you can, again, kind of similar to art

1:03:51

that we were talking about earlier, you

1:03:56

Craig: Yeah.

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Mnfcuk: impossible scenarios that work.

1:03:59

Even though it's not something that

1:03:59

you can necessarily ground in reality,

1:04:02

but to your brain, it is real, and

1:04:02

that's all we really have, right?

1:04:06

Craig: Exactly.

1:04:09

We are coming up to time.

1:04:10

I've seen we're past an hour now, so

1:04:10

we are going to have to wrap this up.

1:04:15

But before we go, is there any final

1:04:15

words you guys want to give and

1:04:20

where online can people find you?

1:04:24

Adam: Mindfuck, go ahead.

1:04:26

Mnfcuk: Oh so I am on Twitter

1:04:26

at Mindfuck, M N D F C U K.

1:04:31

In terms of final words, yeah, I

1:04:31

would just say if it sounds like

1:04:34

it's something that's interesting

1:04:34

to you, right Life again, life is

1:04:37

too short to go half measure, right?

1:04:39

Like you give it a shot.

1:04:40

See, see if that's something

1:04:40

that, that is interesting to you.

1:04:44

Try it a little bit, maybe see if that's

1:04:44

something that, stirs a greater interest.

1:04:48

But yeah, that's, that's probably,

1:04:48

that's probably it for me.

1:04:51

Craig: Nice, Adam

1:04:53

Adam: You can find me on Twitter, I,

1:04:53

I've finally gotten my Twitter back

1:04:58

at GiantBritishPup and, yeah, just.

1:05:03

Life is too short to not

1:05:03

try everything you're into.

1:05:06

Just short.

1:05:08

People are gonna be weird about it.

1:05:11

They're gonna be weird

1:05:11

about you doing anything.

1:05:13

They're gonna be weird about

1:05:13

you wearing your shirt with the

1:05:16

buttons done up or not done up.

1:05:19

Just go have fun.

1:05:21

Enjoy.

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Be weird.

1:05:24

Life is too short to not be.

1:05:26

And drink your milk.

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Craig: got milk.

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Yes.

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